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Cat Quips
- "Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will pee on your computer." — Bruce Graham
- "There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast." — Unknown
- "Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this." — Anonymous
- "Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow." — Jeff Valdez
- "In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats." — English proverb
- "As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat." — Ellen Perry Berkeley
- "One cat just leads to another." — Ernest Hemingway
- "Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later." — Mary Bly
- "Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia." — Joseph Wood Krutch
- "People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life." — Faith Resnick
- "There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats." — Anonymous
- "I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior." — Hippolyte Taine
- "No heaven will not ever Heaven be; Unless my cats are there to welcome me." Scottish Proverb
- "There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life ... music and cats."— Albert Schweitzer
- "The cat has too much spirit to have no heart." — Ernest Menaul
- "Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God." — Arabic Proverb
- "Time spent with cats is never wasted." — Colette
- "You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats." — Colonial American proverb
- "Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want." — Joseph Wood Krutch
- "I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic."— Unknown
- "My husband said it was him or the cat ... I miss him sometimes." — Anonymous
- "Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit." — American Proverb
